Slam the ham against the clam

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017

ham slam

A particularly large dump, especially after undergoing a food coma.

Mother: is johnnie ok?
Father: yes he is just having a ham slam.

by troysco2 May 20, 2015

double ham slam

The act of double male penetration in which both participants insert their penis into the other's rectum.

I saw this movie were these two gay guys were giving each other the double ham slam.

by SkandaalousJoenes February 12, 2016

One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008