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A slagx2 (aka sam lawrence) is a bigger slag then the normal slag aka Eva Webber;) this slag will go to the beach and take his top off and think ppl will look at him but rly they are just judging him for being a massive slag and he thinks he has a massive cock but he doesn’t cos I’ve seen it🍆😉
you know that guy who has a massive cock

Yeh he’s a slagX2
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SLAG2PAPP 

Acronym for Someone with an indefinite Lag time till they realize they're Slaves to Pompous Ass Preserving Protocols. Nearly synonymous with tool but more lavishly slavish. Also sees eye to eye with obsequious sycophants. This type person is deeply offended when an observation is made such as "groupthinkstinks because it panders to the lowest common denominator of base human nature". The cults of political personalities and party affiliationists thrive on these types.
SLAG2PAPPs will be the downfall of this country yet.
SLAG2PAPP by kismetician July 9, 2010
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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