Slack Monkey

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Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

Slack Monkey by TayRex April 17, 2010

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Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

Snack Monkey by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004

spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

spack monkey by StudNET November 14, 2003

Sack Monkey

A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.

John i heard you and Shela preformed a sack monkey.

Sack Monkey by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011

smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

smack monkey by leimagnus September 25, 2013

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

smack the monkey

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

smack the monkey by jo4n5 July 15, 2005

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026