Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)
by TayRex April 17, 2010
Get the Slack Monkey mug.(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
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by StudNET November 14, 2003
Get the spack monkey mug.A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.
by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011
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Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
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Get the Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey mug.by jo4n5 July 15, 2005
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