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Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)
Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.
by TayRex April 17, 2010
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Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular
Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.
by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004
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spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.
dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.
by StudNET November 14, 2003
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Sack Monkey

A male or female who hangs from their partners sack while throwing there feces in a sexual way around their partner.
John i heard you and Shela preformed a sack monkey.
by SackMOnkeyLOVER June 22, 2011
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smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
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Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.
by Jeff January 12, 2004
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smack the monkey

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!
by jo4n5 July 15, 2005
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