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Skypocket 

Verb. To steal something while traveling, as in riding a train, bus or airplane. To pilfer whilst moving. Originally the term referred to stealing condiments, skymall magazines and safety demonstration cards from airliners. Over time, the meaning has extended out towards thievery carried out during any form of locomotion.
"Dude, I skypocketed the shit out of some peanuts on that Southwest flight!"
Skypocket by The Jolly Blogger September 2, 2009
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JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket 

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket
Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

to skyrocket 

to rise extremely quickly or make quick progress
to skyrocket by Anonymous June 8, 2003
Not when the price is 200 pound! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's defecit in your skyrocket!
skyrocket by The Mars Volta January 2, 2004

skyrocket surprise 

when you pull out of a woman before ejaculating and lay down, and the woman rubs the penis between her buttcheeks. then, as you are about to cum, you tell her to get underneath you and you jack off into the air, attempting to shoot in an arc into her mouth.
"So Jenalee, how about a skyrocket surprise for dinner?"
skyrocket surprise by Revan January 25, 2006
"Hey mom look what's in my skocket"
Skocket by VelvetLounger September 5, 2015

Armenian Skyrocket 

When having sex with someone, you lay down and throw them up in the air and have them land on your dick multiple times. You then throw them up in the air when you're about to cum and jizz to make it look like exhaust coming out of their ass.
Dude I totally did the Armenian Skyrocket with that chick last night.