Skweeg

A Noun used as a slang term for semen, but like "jizz," can be used to describe the act of masturbation as well.

Dude, this crap looks like skweeg.

I just skweeged in your towel, sorry man.

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

skeegress

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

Skweed

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017

Skweezy Jibbs

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Sweegs

A contraction for the phrase sweet eggs

Person A: You just won a free taco!
Person B: Sweegs!!!!

by acanz August 25, 2006

sweeg

(Pronounced Sweeje) An abbreviation of Silly White Guy - SWeeG. Sweegs are usually awkward, socially accepted but borderline ADHD. Not to be confused with "ceeb", which is an entirely different term on its on.

Person 1- Wow, is that guy dry humping the lockers?
Person 2- What a sweeg....

by al4 November 8, 2009

Skeeganism

To live following Skeega; to not compare yourself to others but to only compare yourself to yourself

I shouldn't be worried about not getting a Co-op when all my friends are; I need to be positive and think with a Skeeganism mindset.

by kitkat03 November 28, 2022