Skox

(to be skox)

1.The act of getting both your testicals crushed by someone you've known and trusted forever. Derived from the word Skaukman, which is the last name of Mark Skaukman.

2. When you are given a soda that is really, really old and moldy, but because it's still in the can, you can't tell when you go to drink it.

3. Socks made of compressed skeleton bone.

1. I got fucking skox yesterday.. you know he did this to his own father?

2. get skox!

3. Hey, are those some skox? :o

Skox by Anonymous0945 November 17, 2007

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Skox Hair

An upcoming trendy hairstyle, representing a cross between a fox and skunk, hence the term: Skox Hair

The colors include parts of white & black representing a skunk, and lovely patches of shades and tints of orange representing a fox.

How to achieve this look?: Many woman have accidentally discovered this hairstyle by bleaching their hair from a dark color. Although not intentional it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. If you would like to be one of the first to empower the world with this stunning look, go buy a box of bleach and dump it all over your head.

Professionals say the style will soon take over all females heads, leading us into what some have named, "The Skox Epidemic."

-Did you see that girls hair? She looks like an animal!
-Yeah she has Skox Hair!
-She's like a foxy skunk!

Skox Hair by shaythefoxyskunk April 6, 2013

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Skoxman

1. Someone who only thinks of ruining human testicals. That's all they think about and will ever think about.

2. A name used for a hitman who specializes in death by testical torture. Basically, a guy who is coming to bust your nutsack open.

1. I hear that girl is a skoxman.

2. Dude, I swear to god. I owe a alot of bad people alot of money. They're sending a skoxman over to my house right now. DO YOU EVEN KNOW what a skoxman is?

Skoxman by Anonymous0945 November 17, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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