An unattractive woman with few morals and a loose vagina. A Skitchy Bamf will typically infect a person with any number of sexually transmitted diseases because she will likely have them all. A Skitchy Bamf is not fun to look at, but if you're looking for a sure thing, she'll do just about anything...but your dick might just fall off...
Dan: Did you see that Skitchy Bamf that Joe is hookin' up with?

Jeff: Yeah, Kirk said that when she gave Joe her number some guy at the bar told him that they call her the Yeast Beast. He didn't tell Joe 'cause he wanted to get him back for dropping his iphone in the toilet.
by Cshell April 4, 2011
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