Skimp Life 

Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)

"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.

"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.

"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"

Skimp Life by DJ ADDaBOY June 11, 2010

SIMPLIFE 

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005

skimplify 

(n) To reduce the amount of clothing worn. To make skimpier.

"Summer is here. Time to skimplify my wardrobe."

skimplify by B Hatchet September 19, 2009

SIMPLiFe 

A combination of SIMPLIFy and LiFe used for the movements involved in downshifting, simple living, degrowth, and anti-consumerism.

I realize that my carbon footprint is to big and I'm going to SIMPLiFe.

SIMPLiFe by Hairy Ninja September 30, 2012

simplifered 

To dumb things down or make things easier

Instead of showing my cousin something complicated, I showed him in a simplifered way.

simplifered by Randowordmaster April 6, 2021