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The only place in the world where there is literally nothing of interest whatsoever.

Located 6 miles south-east of the town of Huddersfield in West Yorkshire, Skelmanthorpe is said to hold 4000 old people, out of a total population of 4000.

Ask yourself; How dull and uninteresting can it be here? Surely this is an exaggeration. Well no, dear reader, I cannot put into words how unbelievably lifeless and dead it is, since i cannot describe nothingness.
Man 1;
'Skelmanthorpe is where i'm taking my kids on holiday!'
Man 2;
'You sick, demented bastard.'
by ShaardMeisterJim October 27, 2011
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