Skeak

When a mammal is so cute you just want to pick it up, slap its face, and throw it in front of moving train. (But you know you can't) So you quickly squeeze the air out of the mammal's lungs until it lets out a high pitched weeze.

Me:"This cat is adorable, i just want to put cigarettes out in its eyes."
You:"No, you don't have to do that anymore, skeak it, all the satisfaction without Animal Precinct at your door."

by Sam Cirefice&Stacii Phipps February 6, 2010

skeak

Writing about somebody on a distribution list, forum, discussion thread, etc in a derogatory, ridiculing way in an attempt to get the person to respond merely to see if they are still alive and reading the list. Originated when the author of this article mis-spelled speaking when trying to get a rise out of a distribution group member.

I skeaked john to see if he was still alive.

by oldballgeo January 2, 2009

Skeak

Definition: Skeak, skeaking, skeaked

"You fucking skeak"

by Skeakyboy January 16, 2026

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

skeck

Road kill - mainly armadillo

"Hey look there some skeck on the road"

by redneckerey May 21, 2020

back cheek sneak

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.

Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.

by The Hag April 18, 2013

Skewks

n. \sk-youks\

1. When you have to shit and vomit at the same time and can't decide which one is the most to important to do first.

2. Violent and abmornal anal evacuations of warm fluid coupled with intense, acute vomiting.

1. After eating his mother's meatloaf, Smitty was in the bathroom for three days with the skewks.

by dgff June 16, 2010