Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.
Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?
Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?
Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?
Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006