Skank Flu

An illness with flu like symptoms that is contracted from close contact from a slut, skank or otherwise promiscuous female. Not to be confused with a sexually transmitted disease or the common flu, although carriers of the skank flu are more prone to contracting due to their lifestyle and love of the D.

"I made out with that drunk whore last and now I'm sick as hell"
-"I'm no doctor, bot sounds like a classic case of skank flu to me"

by Mikeff July 27, 2009

Skank Flu

When one becomes withdrawn, unpleasant, and sad as a result of being in the immediate vacinity of a skank. The skank's proximity causes mixed emotions of jealousy, disgust, and self-loathing making it impossible to enjoy oneself at lunch, a party, or any event

I was having a great time until that cooze Krystal showed up - now I have skank flu and want to go home.

by emilace September 29, 2009

Swank Flu

A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.

Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.

by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019

Skank Fluff

Well it starts with a girl and her skank friend. While the one girl gets prepared in the bathroom for some hot sex, the skank friend fluffs the guy's dick up to the boner stage for her hot friend.

Amber says, "Hey Tracy, while i get prepared, can you skank fluff Doug? And when you are done go sit in the corner!!!"

by Insane V April 7, 2004

jee wiz skunk master flunk

when your really surprised and shocked.

caitlin: omg did you hear about alice shes a slag 5 boys in 5 days she now has chlamydia

abii: jee wiz skunk master flunk

by 123456789swagcool December 5, 2017