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Sixtyfive 

A sexual act performed with two people, where one person performs oral sex, and the other masturbates the person performing oral sex. Derived from the terms sixtynine and five finger discount.
John: Could you perform oral sex on me this evening dear?

Stacey: I would prefer it if you rubbed my clitoris with your fingers first.

John: How about a compromise? How about you give me a BJ whilst I finger you? Wouldn't that be gay? maybe tomorrow I will lick you vagina whilst you rub my mighty penis.

Stacey: Oh yes it would be grand!, let us go straight to the bedroom and sixtyfive!

or

Cecil: Hey big boy lets leave this elton john concert and go back to my place and sixty five

Julian: Oh that sounds grand, i can't wait to suck your cock while you tug on mine!

or

Ellen: hey laura lets perform cunnilingus on each other!

Laura: No i prefer to be fingered

Ellen: Ok then, lets sixtyfive

Laura: That sounds great! ill put on some Indigo Girls to set the mood..
Sixtyfive by Clint Joe Shuff September 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A sexual position that aligns the mouth and genitals of both partners so that both can enjoy having oral sex performed on them and performing oral sex at the same time. The sillhouette of this position resembles the number 69.
It's not good enough just to have oral sex when you can sixtynine.
sixtynine by thatthing February 9, 2004

sixtynined 

When you are trying to record, remember, or enter number codes and while doing so a friend or co-worker makes a comment using the number sixty nine in a sexually explicit manner that messes up your train of though that causes you to have to start over again.
Here is the pickup for tables twelve, thirty, and sixty nine. Lisa for the last time, there is no table sixty nine. Ya Pete I know... there could be. Hey Jason, Lisa just sixtynined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.
sixtynined by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

ninety in a sixty-five 

90 miles in a 65 mile an hour zone!
the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five
ninety in a sixty-five by kiidee December 9, 2008
"We were in a full sixtynine and I was having a Damn Good Time!
sixtynine by Mr. Scratch February 29, 2004
a sexual position in wich two people of the same or different genders suck each others frontal mid section such as penis or vigina.
two male were sucking eachothers dick in a sixty-nine positoin.

SixtyNinerDriver

When you and your girl are doing a 69 and as soon as you cum, you drop her on her head like a tombstone pile driver and her cum just shoots up into the air. Great for lovers.
So we were doing a standing 69 and all of a sudden I fell to my knees and BAM knocked her out. Big mess, though.
SixtyNinerDriver by JayRomieO November 16, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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