A Sivak is similar to a chode (choad). He's short, fat, and kinda smells funny when you sniff it. A Sivak can also be described as a womanizer and self involved egomaniac. He doesn't like his rich friends to meet his poor friends. If you are out of the Sivak circle then you do not exist. If you ever run across a Sivak just point and laugh! He will soon become confused and scared. Enough so that he will start randomly singing songs from movies he watched in the early 80's. Don't be scared children, that's not an anorexic Pterodactyl it's a Sivak!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods