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Sitiveni
Sitiveni is a name for a good Tongan girl who obeys her family, puts God first and never lets anyone forget how loved they are. Although she has these great qualities, she lacks in other areas such as cooking, cleaning, stability in all contexts of the word, and doesn’t have her own car. She is also very stubborn. She is a scrub but one with a good heart. She usually has good intentions but suffers with her execution.
For example,
You see that girl over there? Yea I can tell she’s a sitiveni.
Damn dudeee how can you tell?
It’s in her lost eyes.
You see that girl over there? Yea I can tell she’s a sitiveni.
Damn dudeee how can you tell?
It’s in her lost eyes.
Sitiveni by Notyomamahoe123 November 23, 2021
stivenism
A religion defined by the Stiven. Stivenism is the religion forming the Stivenistic Theocracy. In this system Disneyland is a haven for racist and sexist ideals and Stiven rules all. The answer to everything is Geography and the nation anthem is "Lord of Blackwood is Nice to Children" All hail the lord of Blackwood.
AP World Student 1: "The answer isn't 1492!! The answer is geography"
AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"
AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."
AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"
AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."
stivenism by SydtheKid913 May 31, 2017
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.