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(pronounced sitch-in): when any bad situation, but usually work- or relationship-related, goes from difficult to an all-out fiasco.
Work: I forgot to take off for my anniversary tomorrow and my boss just dumped a 3-week project in my lap and told me to have it finalized by tomorrow at 2pm; I am going to have to stay here all night to get this done. I am in a serious sit'n, my boyfriend's going to kill me.

Dating: My fiance told me he would leave his wife, he still hasn't, but he did tell her about me. Only now, she's calling me all day and night crying into the phone and hanging up. His solution is to ignore her until he can find a new apartment and move out. This has turned into a ridiculous sit'n.
Sit'n by 1.tonie May 12, 2008
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Sit n surf 

The act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/crapper/dropping a deuce/AWESOME.
I have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to shit... Its cool, I'll jist SIT N SURF.
Sit n surf by Jabroner April 13, 2011

sit-n-shit 

Do you mind if I use your sit-n-shit?
sit-n-shit by the dirty liberal July 14, 2009

Sit N' Surf

The act of surfing the web while using the toilet usually done with a laptop almost never a desktop computer.
(Guy1 holding a laptop walks up to Guy2)
Guy1: I was on the toilet reading your article and-
Guy2: On the toilet?
Guy1: ...Yes I Sit N' Surf
Sit N' Surf by Tuver4 July 13, 2011

sit n grit 

When two or more friends sit down to have a cigarette and talk about their day or a recent experience they would like to share with others.
Ryne: Where yat?
Mike: On my way home.
Ryne: Sit n grit when you get here?
Mike: Downnn. I gotta tell you what happened at the cabin.
Ryne: Good shit. Dude last night was sic, i wish you were there, but ill tell you when you get here.
Mike: Fersurre. 5 mins
Ryne: Chillen.
sit n grit by Secretstyle April 20, 2009

Sit 'n' Shit 

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.
I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

sit n spin 

a small women the u could sit on ur dick and spin her around (sit n spin
dam look at that sit n spin with that ass, i could spin that all nite ..
sit n spin by SpeedyGTypeR March 15, 2010
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