Sinsinnati is a very large city in Hamilton County, in the southwestern region of the State of OHIO. Although the population is larger, Columbus is the State Capitol.
Because the noble citizenry in Sinsinnati is very conservative and uppity, they drive 🚗 across the Ohio River to Covington, Kentucky where they squander their money 💰 on female and male prostitutes, orgies, illegal drugs, moonshine, illegal gambling and cheap liquor and sundry other "SIN-full" escapades then return over the bridge to the very respectable and righteous City of Sinsinnati, Ohio.
Because the noble citizenry in Sinsinnati is very conservative and uppity, they drive 🚗 across the Ohio River to Covington, Kentucky where they squander their money 💰 on female and male prostitutes, orgies, illegal drugs, moonshine, illegal gambling and cheap liquor and sundry other "SIN-full" escapades then return over the bridge to the very respectable and righteous City of Sinsinnati, Ohio.
Sinsinnati is a very large and conservative City in Ohio where you cannot find much "fun" to do , so you drive over the bridge to Covington, Kentucky for all your fun.
by Wizard of PA April 14, 2017