Shwaft 

Shwaft is the name given to the draft felt during a Shwaffle. Shwaffle being the act of placing balls on an unsuspecting person's head (also know as Tea Bagging).

"Wow, the guy made a big Shwaft, he must be hung like a Goader's Staarky!"

Shwaft by Clive Meanderson February 4, 2010

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

Shafter 

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.

I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter

Shafter by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

shwater 

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

Chapel Shaft 

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

Chapel Shaft by VixenMask June 29, 2014

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.

Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.

Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020