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A word commonly used to described an accident occured during the process of masturbation, by either male, female or non-amphibious reptiles. Orginates from the Latin, Masturbus Shuzbunkus and adapted to English by the English wordsmith Tony Blair (a different Tony Blair, we already asked Kevin at Xtra Vision) Used in modern day terminology as a noun, verb and adjective and sometimes even a mixture of the two/three. Not to be confused with "very bad T-shirts" or a bus timetable. It should not be used at family gatherings or in front of anybody over the age of 75, to avoid potentially fatal excitement.

Examples of shuzbunks include 1) Friction Burns, 2) Getting caught by a parent/guardian/family pet, 3)falling pianos or 4) Paudy.

A recent example of a very bad shuzbunk can be found at http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=684060

Famous victims of shuzbunking include Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, Gary Glitter and more recently, Mr. Magners the alcohol man, who was found in a tree moments after shuzbunking in a frying pan (THAT RHYMED!!!!!)

Although the social stigma associated with shuzbunking is enough to drive many victims of shuzbunking into colonies, a craze for public shuzbunking has arisen in places such as Germany, Palestine Street Belfast and Tom Cruise's house.
I just had a very bad shuzbunk

Aww dude, you shoulda seen my shuzbunk last night. It was very bad!

Hey, did you hear about Tiffany? Apparently her shuzbunk was so bad she may never walk again, and she can only communicate using blinks
Shuzbunk by Fr. Shuzbunk December 21, 2008
Words you can keep

shumbunkulous 

that feeling when you are not sure what you are feeling
Person 1: "Hey pal, how you feeling?"
Person 2: "I am feeling shumbunkulous!"
shumbunkulous by Metvor April 12, 2023
Related Words

Shubunkins 

"Dude, look at her shubunkins!"
Shubunkins by Matthew Flame March 8, 2010

shubunku 

A jackass or someone extremely stupid.
Dude stop being so mean, you're being a Shubunku!

Stop being such a Shubunku.. that answer makes no sense.
shubunku by robot7boy August 29, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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