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The moment in time when a person hits their big toe against an object at rest and it falls on top of their toe.
Danny walking in the middle of the night in his home, when he suddenly hits his big toe against his table. Then the book reacts on top of the table and goes shulump on his big toe.
Shulump by ET23 May 5, 2019
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Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020
From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.
Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.
Shlump by Picodegallo118 February 4, 2017
To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.
Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.
Shlump by realglizzygobler November 7, 2020
when you are super tired so you are about to go to bed
i am about to shlump out
shlump by liltwapstealinyobitch January 13, 2018

Shlumped 

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.
"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."
Shlumped by Devenk80 November 3, 2019
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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