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The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"
SHASSED by SASsed January 18, 2010
Related Words
Shrass • shraps • Scrass • shriss • shass • shress • shrussy • shassank • Strass • strasser

Strassini 

A tale of All-American failure.

To be exposed as a fraud.
The guy is a Strassini.
He was exposed to be a Strassini
Strassini by nWo4life May 23, 2013
Doomer Snail: Who wants they shrussy ate?
Girl Shroomjak: omg me
Shrussy by YoungThiccum July 22, 2021
she short and annoying
q: stop being shrasta
s: i cant help it
shrasta by march14 March 31, 2017
Shassa is the greatest person alive- everywhere they go they form a legendary gang of loyal followers who will scream Shassa Gang till they die. Anyone who crosses Shassa has about 12 mins and 69 seconds before they get jumped. In Shassa we believe and its Shassa gang till we die cuz its Shassa's world and we're just living in it<3
S<3: Its Shassa gang
Shivaa: We love Shassa
shassa by Shassasfollowinginthefloyd November 24, 2022
Shassa is the greatest person ever- it is a term used to describe someone who is legendary. Everywhere they go they form a loyal following known as "SHASSA GANG" who will scream Shassa Gang till they die. Anyone who crosses Shassa has about 12 mins and 69 secs till they get jumped. Shassa's gang is infinite and you cannot escape them- it's Shassa's world and we're just living in it.
Shivaa: SHASSAAA
S<3; Shassa gang outside
Sabrina: Who's Shassa?
S<3: You now have 12 mins and 69 secs before you get jumped.
shassa by Shassasfollowinginthefloyd November 24, 2022
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