Shpa
The sound one makes when spanking a booty - a combination of a whoosh through the air and contact of hand to ass.
Shpa by Roger Milla June 20, 2018
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shpadoinkle
First used in the movie "Cannibal: the Musical," "Shpadoinkle" was left without a specific definition, it's just a generic exclamation, and makes a great substitution word.
These are from the movie itself:
"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.
"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.
"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment
"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.
"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.
"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment
shpadoinkle by Kucitizen June 4, 2004
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shpants • shpadoinkle • Shpank • Shpat • Shpashe • shpadoinkel • Shpadoodle • shpang • Shpaniac • shpank it
shpatzir
Feh! You go and see "Transformers," we'll shpatzir around the shopping mall--you want I should pick you up some socks?
Shpasm
Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.
"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."
Shpasm by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007
Shparted
When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.
Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012
Shpagiggle
A word used to show that you are a freak. You would use this word during a wild outburst of strangeness.
Shpagiggle by Homeskillabiscuit January 5, 2009
shpauf
shpauf by Chris Cordeiro February 8, 2008
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