Shpa

The sound one makes when spanking a booty - a combination of a whoosh through the air and contact of hand to ass.

Naomi turned to the camera and gave herself a good shpa

Shpa by Roger Milla June 20, 2018

shpadoinkle 

First used in the movie "Cannibal: the Musical," "Shpadoinkle" was left without a specific definition, it's just a generic exclamation, and makes a great substitution word.

These are from the movie itself:

"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.

"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.

"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment

shpadoinkle by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

shpatzir 

Yiddish for "to stroll around"

Feh! You go and see "Transformers," we'll shpatzir around the shopping mall--you want I should pick you up some socks?

shpatzir by yid2009 August 3, 2009

Shpasm 

Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

Shpasm by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007

Shparted 

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.

Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"

Shparted by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012

Shpagiggle 

A word used to show that you are a freak. You would use this word during a wild outburst of strangeness.

Jeff: I really like the snow, it really makes me feel-
Bob: SHPAGIGGLE!

Shpagiggle by Homeskillabiscuit January 5, 2009

shpauf 

often used by buddies instead of the word sex

Bro, im going to shpauf that brawd next week

shpauf by Chris Cordeiro February 8, 2008