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catholic shoulder rub 

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys
"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

rubik's shoulder 

the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time
Bob: oh man, my shoulder is killing me
Joe: why, what happened? did you run into a wall again?
Bob: no, I've been trying to beat my Rubik's cube record of 45 seconds and now i have Rubik's shoulder