Shopkicking

Shopkicking involves using GPS-enabled smartphone apps, such as ShopKick, to check-in to stores and find and scan merchandise; users are rewarded with 'kicks' or points that can be used to purchase items. Users get discounts and other rewards as well. To put is simply, shopkicking is mobile scavenger hunting, while you shop, that pays.

"Hey, why do you keep running around the store like a madman, scanning barcodes with your phone?"

"I'm shopkicking...duh!"

Shopkicking by HxCMusicJunkie August 28, 2011

Shoelicking 

"You lick the shoe that kicked you."
When a person who was/is going to be punished tries to charm or befriend the person who is in charge of the punishment or has a part in the punishment.

Mostly occurs in discord servers.

Person breaking Server rule.
Admin:"I'm going to mute/ kick/ban him."
Person:"Hey admin, how is your day?"
Admin:"Good?"
Person:"sorry about that, it was just a minor break, im sorry."
"do you want some coins? Just for free!"
Admin:"No thanks, you are shoelicking right now."

Shoelicking by Craven_the_crow July 19, 2021

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING 

What you say when your friend keeps licking the rotting corpse of a giant spider

“STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!”
-Gale of Waterdeep

STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING by Jeb Kerman April 22, 2024