Shoom shoom 

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."

Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?

Shoom shoom by Shogunato March 23, 2017

shoom shoom butt 

When one puts two shooms together and puts it in their butt.

Stacy went crazy with her shoom shoom butt.

shoom shoom butt by ILikeToEatShrooms December 18, 2017

shoom boobies 

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

shoom boobies by asynd December 9, 2008

shoom 

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

shoom by One Wanksta December 25, 2009

Shoom 

To GTFO there, quick! Can replace any verb in any situation.

I walked in on my parents getting it on, I had to shoom, bro!

Shoom by C-bin November 24, 2017

shoom 

Means "noise" in Ukrainian - шум, Cyrillic

a: Hey, Did you hear that?
b: Nah, it's just a shoom from the traffic.

shoom by dragoncool September 8, 2014

shoom 

The feeling when you first realise the E you took is working. The word refers to the sudden surge of XTC starting to work, in analogy to e.g. a car shooming past. There was a legendary club in London durring "The Summer of Love" (1988) called Shoom, after the meaning described above

That E's starting to work, I can feel the shoom.

shoom by simon.hold December 5, 2007