Shoejew

The process of pulling the part of the shoelace closest to the toe out as hard as possible, making the laces exceptionally tight. The effects of a shoejew can only be undone by relacing the shoe.

Man, Nick was being a little bitch and kept shoejewing me at the football game.

by Steve and Billy November 6, 2006

shoeeewtfml

A term used when one encounters insanely bizzare situations. "Shoeeewtfml" is a word used when someone simply cannot think of any possible logic or words for the insanity of the situation that he or she is in. (The number of e's in this word may vary.)

Vincenzo: "Wow...i've liked her for 64576889 years and now she's involved with this man who is 100 years older than us! Shoeeewtfml."

Andrea: "Wow I just got rejected by the man of my dreams for an Asian girl. Shoeeewtfml!"

by phoenix523 April 14, 2009