shlardz 

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy

Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck

shlardz by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017

shlard 

highly caloric eating, either because of huge quantities of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.

This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)

"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"

or

"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackin down at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".

shlard by Torsky November 7, 2007

Shardzilla 

Noun: A person under the influence of crystal meth making everyone's life a living hell.

That Shardzilla is one big pain in the ass!

shard shardvark crystal meth tina

Shardzilla by Shardzy February 21, 2012