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When a man bends over and masterbates fastly while someone else fingers him with 2 fingers from behind and rubs his testicles.
T: "I'm so embarrassed! I walked in on my parents Shjarning."

Liam: "That really sucks.."
Shjarn by King Roosterz January 2, 2012
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shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.
I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.
shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016
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Shjarn Sharna sharni Sharn Sharne sharnay Sharnie Sharnee Sharnia Sharnae
Sharna is a beautiful, fun, clever, creative girl. She knows how to get the best out of every situation and always has fun. Sharna often doesn’t think she’s clever or smart but in reality she can be one of the smartest people you know. Sharna is one of the greatest friends you may ever have. Never let her go.
Person 1: Hey did you meet Sharna?
Person 2: Yeah she’s really amazing.
Sharna by Is this the real life??? November 15, 2018
sharni is a very caring girl with a amazing personality and she would be a great girlfriend. She is loyal and nice and can be quiet at times but when she is around people she is close to she will be out going and probably won’t shut up. You would be lucky to be in a sharni’s life because it will be lifted with joy and happiness
Ella: Oh look it’s sharni
Everyone: whoop whoop life just got a lot better
Sharni by Life.com.au March 2, 2019
Sharnai is a term derived from the friendship dictionary meaning one loyal and loving person whom is also not very well aware of ones limbs and trips over invisible cords... She makes up crazy saying and likes to keep thing interesting, and not to mention brings people together.
Solid, your Epic i wanna be sharnai
Sharnai by LilBriggzy November 29, 2010
A very Adventurous, bold, beautiful, intelligent, and honest person who's most likely to attract the attention of everyone around her.
Sharnice is such a stuck up grunch, oh who am I kidding why can't I be her.
Sharnice by Inquire 123 November 10, 2014
Sharnia is an outstanding babe, she is the everything that you can hope or imagine for, she has it all. she has the looks that makes guys melt to their core, shes very popular with the boys, shes very outgoing, friendly and a wonderful girlfriend any guy would be lucky to have her. Sharnia is one of those girls who put all her heart into a relationship and asks that you love her in return, she can light up your world every time you see her, she can swing your mood around in a heartbeat, she makes you feel special in every way possible, no matter what happens she will always stand by her boyfriend, friends and family. she is also devoted to making everyone happy. she puts alot of effort into her relationship and gets the finest results from all her effort. amazing eyes amazing hair and an amazing lover, truely an amazing person all over she has the best body but wont admit it, she can be stubborn but you can deal with that, boys if you find a sharnia thats single stick by her best friend take the chance to be with her you wont regret it
boy 1 : omg whos that?!
boy 2 : thats sharnia
boy 1 : shes so hot, shes a babe
Sharnia by asdfghjkl.1 September 7, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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