Def 1. A funny way to describe needing to take a big giant shit.
Def 2. another way to give a cleveland steamer where you take a crap on someones chest then tap dance on it while singing a Liza Minelli song (fan fav for seniors without heart conditions).
I need to rock a Shiza Minnelli" or "it smells like someone Shiza Minelli'd in here" or "I brought back that girl from the bar and gave her a Shiza Minelli
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!