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Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.
Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
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Shit Bath

The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012
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shit-bath

The state of being engulfed by particles of fecal matter after one farts while wearing restrictive and wind proof clothing or in another enclosed space, such as a sleeping bag or jump suit.
"Dude, after that mexican food last night I ended up giving my girlfriend a nice shit-bath after we passed out."
by Scud Missle November 12, 2007
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Shit the Bath

When things get very out of hand, and in not so many words, completely fucked.
"After I realized I had come to be between the cub and mother grizzly, I realized I was in a real shit the bath situation."
by MooseMaddox July 31, 2008
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shit in the bath

1) to be very drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk
1) yooooo i was shittin in the bath yesterday
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH
by enoyel August 1, 2008
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shit in the bath

Came into common use following a legendary drunken accident in the Donegal Gaeltacht.
An expression used to describe an unlucky, unlikely or unfortuneate event.
"The last train's just left, mate"
"Och,you're jokin, shit in the bath!"
by d'ye mind March 2, 2005
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Designated Shit Bathroom

The isolated, tucked away bathroom that you scout out when at someone else's house. It is the optimal place to dump your load when you're trying to avoid the embarrassment of the effects of a digestive explosion (smells, stains, etc.).
Bro 1: "Dude I need to take a ginormous shit but I don't want his hot sister to find out."

Bro 2: "Chillax, there's a Designated Shit Bathroom in the guest house."
by BigMike5387 September 24, 2010
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