shitknot 

A really badly tangled clump of shit in the anus hairs. Usually occurs when you have long asshole hairs, much worse than dingleberries. nearly impossible to maintain the will to live when you have to deal with a knot of shit in your butt grass! Not to be confused with the common insult for the band slipknot.

Leon S. Kennedy was fired from the racoon city police department on his first day because of the overwhelming stench of crap emanting from his old crusty shitknot!! Resident evil rocks, by the way.

shitknot by the Düv May 26, 2008

shitknot 

A knot made of the very long piece of shit.

shitknot

shitknot by jajaadddd June 3, 2009

Shitknot 

(n) a word referring to the metal band, Slipknot.
is used to make fun of the band for selling out with their album, All Hope Is Gone

Person1: Can you believe Shitknot sold out so bad?

Person2: It's called, Slipknot

Person1: no, Shitknot because they are SELLOUTS

Person2: god, i hate that.

they are sellouts.

Shitknot by SpiffySeagull April 16, 2009

Shitknot 

Well hmm, lets see. The right way to pronouce the band name "Slipknot" Also kids saying 666 is not satanic.

shitknot need i say more? SHITKNOT SHITKNOT SHITKNOT SHITKNOT

Shitknot by DeadThresholdJake August 6, 2004

Shitknot fucker

For all the Slipknot posers

"Bro... that guy is such a poser for Slipknot. He's pissing me the fuck off."

"He's a Shitknot fucker"

Shitknot fucker by Skull47 March 23, 2026

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shitknocker 

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners

dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker

shitknocker by littlejimmie March 9, 2019