Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

Shittynervous

When you are so nervouse, you feel like you wanna shit.

.I have a big game in one hour, I am shittynervous

by **** ***** ****** November 11, 2020

shitbonersack

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack

person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack

by jakes_balls April 23, 2019

shitboner

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

by I explain things July 14, 2020

Shittynervous

When you are so nervous, you feel like you want to take a shit.

.Bro I have a game in an hour, I am so shittynervous

by **** ***** ****** November 11, 2020