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human shishkabob 

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.
Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

shish kaboob 

The underwire of a bra that breaks and starts poking your boob.
When I bent a funny way, my bra broke and now I have a shish kaboob.

shushkabob 

(n). A penis that is used for the sole purpose of silencing another person by means of insertion into an orifice, esp. the mouth.

(v). The act of penetrating another with the intent of silencing them, often as a result of annoyance.
She kept going on about her intuitive cats, so I had to give her shushkabob.

Her rendition of More Than A Feeling is a desperate plea for a shushkabob.
shushkabob by Top Meat November 16, 2009

Red Hot Shishkabob

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?
Red Hot Shishkabob by Andy K May 11, 2004

shiskabob 

1. A college aged male who is about half a drink a day away from being an alcoholic.
2. Someone who would rather drink on a Wednesday afternoon than a Friday night and doesn't know when to stop, at which point he transforms from Shiskabob to Shitskabob.
Man, the Shiskabob better ease up on that scotch or we'll be meeting Shitskabob shortly.
shiskabob by Samkon January 28, 2009

shish kaboob 

The act of stabbing a boob from the side with a knife and making sure it goes through to the other side of the boob
Used as jewelry; the new nipple piercing
Josey: Oh my god. Did you see her shish kaboob? It's so cute
shish kaboob by the_dinosaur April 17, 2014