When your ass becomes moderately dirty, and collects a large algae-like prokaryotic populate, you have aquired a shilp.
I had to get the doctor to wash my ass, that way i'd lose my shilp.
by James F. Casey December 30, 2003
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To hit on someone aggressively and obviously, forcing them to either A) not talk to you, or B) make viscous love in an extremely awkward public place.
Oh man, look at that girl hitting on Mike, he's totally getting shilped tonight.
by BlueDevil117 June 20, 2010
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