Shepturion

someone who commands a hundred students, lives in a bear cave, has a bear cave,enjoys going cliffbouncing, enjoys food a lot....., and is completely clueless

today mr. bowline became a shepturion while murdering innocent little puppies in front of a crowd, he proceeded to run in to yosemite national park

by the sneaky giraffe December 19, 2009

sexturion

When someone has had sex with 100 or more individuals.

You dude did you hear about Danny?
Yeah man! I heard she’s a sexturion!
Right on!!

by Saulain March 17, 2021

the skeptrion

A dangerously stupid sex move where one partner does a handstand on a spinning office chair while the other runs full speed from across the room to “enter” mid-spin (while both are fully naked and blindfolded by the way). The momentum usually sends both parties crashing into a wall, headbutting each other so hard it causes memory loss, slurred speech, and in rare cases, forgetting how to read and being extremely fucking retarded.

person: dude, my friend tried the Skeptrion during last nights party and woke up insisting he’s in the class called 7/26/2025, and he even thinks 7+0=0, we’re gonna host an event where he does basic math on stream.

person2: i’ll be there.

by pzmy August 11, 2025