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shellwhore 

a person who steals someone else's sea shell that is being used for an art project and refuses to admit it
I heard Michael took it, he's such a shellwhore.
shellwhore by krazzz3 January 3, 2011

skelawhore 

a skinny ass bitch who no one likes, often slutty in appearance
I hate the way that skinny wench acts, she's such a skelawhore.
skelawhore by NWNursie November 2, 2007

skelewhore 

Ann Coulter.

A vile lying facist nazi party doll anorexic piglet that will do anything to get attention even make herself look like a complete fool 24/7.
Daivd Letterman show reported that Bill Clinton IS gay but only when it comes to evil crazy bitches(like Ann Coulter). To explain why he wasn't hitting on her bony ass... only rednecks and neocons like that disgusting SKELEWHORE.
skelewhore by monkiki July 30, 2006

Skelewhore 

A sickly skinny woman that resembles skeletor from He-Man, who is extremely promiscuous. activities often involve
-drinking semen by the bucketload
-getting fingercuffed (if really drunk, might even be airtight)
-talking about loving testicles
-vomiting after eating
-hanging out at bars til last call b/c that is the only time a guy would even consider fucking her
hey man, give me another shot. i am going to see if that skelewhore in the corner wants to get fingercuffed by me and frank
Skelewhore by tommy the impaler April 21, 2010

Skelewhore 

A bitch that is anorexic thin.. skinny as hell.. looks like a whore. Skelewhore.
That bitch looks like "skelewhore" Is she on Meth or Crack? Does she have aids? she is one missed meal away from famine!

shellphone 

The device that sea creatures use to communicate long distances.

shell (n.) Look up shell at Dictionary.com

O.E. sciell, scill, Anglian scell "seashell, eggshell," related to O.E. scealu "shell, husk," from P.Gmc. *skaljo "divide, separate" (cf. W.Fris. skyl "peel, rind," M.L.G. schelle "pod, rind, egg shell," Goth. skalja "tile"), with the notion of "covering that splits off," from PIE base *(s)kel- "to cut, cleave" (cf. O.C.S. skolika "shell," Rus. skala "bark").

phone (n.) Look up phone at Dictionary.com

1884, shortening of telephone. The verb is attested from 1889, from the noun. Phone book first recorded 1925; phone booth 1927.
Crab: "I wish I could talk to Dolphin but he's visiting the Atlantic Ocean."
Fish: "Here just call him on my shellphone!"
Crab: "Thanks!"
shellphone by Scrat2o2 November 15, 2011