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Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.
If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.
by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011
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