Shaytown
Shaytown is a local town located in sandyston nj. On this road girls by the name of Jane thrive. This road is filled with goats and stray cats that the residents get down and dirty with. Tobacco products and vapes can be found in the mouths of the hicks on their porches. The residents hide hunting rifles under their mattresses to get the intruding chickens that roam in their barn doors. They carve the pannels of wood from their barn walls to make themseleves a hearty fire. Also spotted in the woods a local Jane is smoking a blunt in the middle of the woods listening to Johnny cash. Don’t forget your stoggie!!
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