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shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.
man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.
shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009
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Someone not known to shy away from a challenge and there is nothing they cannot handle. Instead, a 'Shawez' stands firm and invites any challenge with their arms open. There is no mistake that people see them as courageous and responsible leaders. Lives its life with its chin up and its head first. The Shawez's also have a unique nature and are also headstrong.
That guy is leading them like a Shawez.
Shawez by Mark Mclean November 1, 2011

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.
Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.
shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006

Shawshanked 

The condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a TV. Originally derived from The Shawshank Redemption.
Dude, I was in Best Buy getting a printer cable, and I got Shawshanked in the TV section for like 30 minutes by the first Matrix.
Shawshanked by JT Dizzle February 5, 2012

shawshao 

the sound emitted when two fully erect penises collide at full speed during sword fighting.
Chad and Kyle flailed there moist members about, and they collided with a mighty shawshao!
shawshao by Stands2pee February 10, 2019
To ask "what???" or "sorry???"
Person A: Do you play soccer?
Person B: Shweh? I didn't hear you.
Person A: Whatever, Ken. You got bwabs!
shweh by uH. October 18, 2003