Shartrr 

The new word for people who watch/consume media but has the human decency

This word was created in spite to discriminate against 'weebs' 'men of culture' 'otaku' etc...

Let's say If you watch anime but don't masterbate to child porn and don't talk about boobs and waifus everyday.... or broader meaning even, That's a Shartrr

Person A: zero two best girl
Person B: shush stop being an incel

Person C: such a shartrr

Shartrr by CEO of Anti-incel April 4, 2021

shartroulette 

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.

Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.

shartroulette by shartman2 December 3, 2010

Shartyrdom 

The belief that you crap your pants moments after dieing. Named after the Call of Duty 4 perk Martyrdom, in which you drop a live grenade when you die, except shartyrdom is when you drop a live shit when you die.

Zachary:"Dude did you hear?"
Daniel:"No"
Zachary:"Evan died and shit his pants shortly after."
Daniel:"I knew shartyrdom was real!"

Shartyrdom by Big K-Daddy November 30, 2010

sharturp 

The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.

I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!

sharturp by LKHNorth-showerconvo June 1, 2010

sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

shartreuse 

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009