Shark Fuck 

Sharking or the Shark Fuck

(This position takes a bit of preparation)
Sharks have 2 penises that are inserted into the female during copulation.
For a man to achieve the same thing first he must “Clone HIS Bone” (dosent count if you use any old dildo).
Once you have an exact replica of YOUR penis your ready to shark fuck.

When I shark fuck I prefer to warm up both holes with a bit of double dipping from my own monster, when you ready to pop your cork drop the cloned bone into her snatch and surprise her sphincter with your cock.

Now fill her ass with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to fuck her self with you (cloned) cock while you go wash the turd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.

Shark Fuck by Lord Hanson January 21, 2010

Fuck a femboy tiger shark day 

a day where you rail the living shit out of a femboy shark

"today is Fuck a femboy tiger shark day bro"

Fuck a femboy tiger shark day by Femboyfurry October 29, 2022

shank-fuck 

1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.

2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.

3. The ultimate revenge.

4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.

Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."

shank-fuck by Shankeypants McFarlane January 11, 2009

Shark Fucking Day 

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

Shark Fucking Day by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022

Alligator fuck shack 

A shack or shanty, sometimes an abandoned house, car, van, lean too, etc, commonly found in the woods, and is likely to be infested or at one time was infested with alligators.

Lets take the two sluts to the alligator fuck shack, because my parents are home. Lets take the lot lizards to the a.f.s.bc my old lady is at the truckstop diner working.. alligators used to or now fuck in said shack.

Alligator fuck shack by ~_ My_names_Jeff_~ December 21, 2024

Sharkfucking 

Sharkfucking is basically a stronger version of the adjective 'motherfucking'. As a result, it means just about everything, and can be added to a sentence as a sign of respect, awe, terror, disgust, hatred or truly any strong emotion.

I'm had it with these sharkfucking snakes on this sharkfucking plane!

Sharkfucking by elliottthomas February 26, 2009

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

share the fucking monkey by jose Smose June 24, 2007