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Shark Bitch

A successful, educated, independent woman that is on the hunt on the dating scene and only dates affluent, successful men.

Sharks are very selective when choosing their prey.

When necessary, she uses her intellect and sex appeal to seduce men with big wallets and even bigger egos and waits patiently to destroy him.

Usually raised in the ghetto or an urban area.

In the ghetto hierarchy, the shark bitch is at the top of the food chain, followed by the "around the way girl" followed by the "hood rat."

Shark bitches retain their street smarts and know how to hustle, they are extremely intellectual and able to blend in with their environment.

They are prone to transform into cougars later in life.

Do not attempt to piss off a shark bitch, if she is near sharp objects, she will cut you!
My hero, Ivana Trump, is the perfect example of a shark bitch, when she first married Donald Trump.

Jennifer Lopez is also a good example.
by SharkBitch August 30, 2009
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Time share bitch

guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...
by homosexualspook October 1, 2023
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shank-a-bitch

Stab some person you don't like with a sharp object just cause they be actin a fool
Luz always be hatin' them dumb bitches. So what does she do on her day off? SHANK-A-BITCH!
by the_oreck October 31, 2013
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Shank a bitch

Londoner slang for "Oi, izz dinner time. Come over, we're having fish en chips." Saying "I will shank you bitch" in London often means "Do you want to get some coffee with me?" or "I'll get you some food." depending on the individual's tone.
Person A: Shank a bitch!
Person B: I'm coming.

Person B: I'm hungry.
Person A: I will shank you, bitch.
Person B: Why thank you.
by beunas noches October 27, 2021
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