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You meet a Shaquille and you HAVE to keep him. Yes he may be tall and intimidating at first but he has the heart of gold and will reluctantly give you hugs whenever you want it. He's funny ASF and will always be excited to game with you. He's the best boyfriend you could ask for so DO NOT miss the chance to be with a Shaquille.
Girl1: Omg, is that Shaquille ? He looks scary ...
Guy1: Nah, he's the best at GTA5 I swear.
Girl2: He's my boyfriend, such a sweetheart !!
Shaquille by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

shaquille o'squeal

while finger banging a girl take your hand out and place it in a tub or ICY HOT or squirt some from a tube onto your hand and proceed to finger slam your partner. we are sure she will squeal from delight.(you may also use any similar products i.e. bengay, biofreeze)
Guy - Yeah so I gave my girlfriend the shaquille o'squeal this weekend, needless to say she loved it.

Guy 2 - I know I could hear her squeal from down the hall.
shaquille o'squeal by Proffesor Squeal September 24, 2012

Shaquille O'Neal 

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.
Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
A hot black guy with short hair and a big dick.
Hey, I heard in the shower rooms Shaquille has a 12 inch dick!
Shaquille by Grafton June 21, 2008
Shaquille is a kool lit mother fucking person who just wanna chill and have a gud time
Yo be chill like shaquille

Shaquille O'Neal 

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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