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Shaquaille 

Is loved by everyone, has a big dick and the girls are very keen for him, how ever he loves football games on his xbox, he is very talented and his football skills will take him far he is also very smart and will go far.
Shaquaille is the one that everyone loves
Shaquaille by qwertyasdfgh123 April 6, 2011
Words you can keep
You meet a Shaquille and you HAVE to keep him. Yes he may be tall and intimidating at first but he has the heart of gold and will reluctantly give you hugs whenever you want it. He's funny ASF and will always be excited to game with you. He's the best boyfriend you could ask for so DO NOT miss the chance to be with a Shaquille.
Girl1: Omg, is that Shaquille ? He looks scary ...
Guy1: Nah, he's the best at GTA5 I swear.
Girl2: He's my boyfriend, such a sweetheart !!
Shaquille by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

shaquille o'squeal

while finger banging a girl take your hand out and place it in a tub or ICY HOT or squirt some from a tube onto your hand and proceed to finger slam your partner. we are sure she will squeal from delight.(you may also use any similar products i.e. bengay, biofreeze)
Guy - Yeah so I gave my girlfriend the shaquille o'squeal this weekend, needless to say she loved it.

Guy 2 - I know I could hear her squeal from down the hall.
shaquille o'squeal by Proffesor Squeal September 24, 2012

Shaquille O'Neal 

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.
Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
A hot black guy with short hair and a big dick.
Hey, I heard in the shower rooms Shaquille has a 12 inch dick!
Shaquille by Grafton June 21, 2008
Shaquille is a kool lit mother fucking person who just wanna chill and have a gud time
Yo be chill like shaquille

Shaquille O'Neal 

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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