Shady Bag

(Adjective) Vernacular referring to a bag of illicit substances that contains noticeably less "stuff" than was advertised, but not so much less that the purchaser will do anything more than grumble slightly. For bags missing much more of their content, see "fucked over".

"Goddammit this is a fucking shady bag! A quarter ounce that weighs barely 6 grams... WITH the fucking bag?!"

or

"If that mother fucker sells me one more shady bag I'm gonna take a pair of bolt-cutters to his fucking taint."

Shady Bag by Astro-Smoker April 1, 2010

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shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.

go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.

shady bag by aw1322 February 9, 2010

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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