Sexvenged

When you get revenge on someone by having sex with them.

This can be classified as revenge if you meet any of the following criteria:
a) The sex is really terrible. Awful in fact. So bad they want to cry.
b) You give them really fantastic sex and then never talk to them again.
c) You are someone they wouldn't want people to know they are having sex with. And you tell everyone about it.

You can also have sex with other people that the person would be angry about. Like their mom.

Friend: What did you do last night?
Me: I sexvenged David. His dick will never be the same.

Sexvenged by lemonheadsarerad November 8, 2011

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sevened

When someone just completed some work with perfection

God sevened the world.

Rainbow is sevened

sevened by pseudologic May 30, 2019

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Sexvenged • sevened • Sexenger

Sexenger

4.5 hour sex on fb messenger. Must include orgasms, filters and laughing until crying.

Joseph and Beverly had an amazing sexenger last night.

Sexenger by Beverly P August 18, 2021

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sevened

1. ignorance. 2. disregard. 3. opting out

when receiving a voice mail, you delete without listening at all, or without listening to the message in its entirety. this word can be applied to common conversation:

"Oh my God, I sevened the party the moment I found out she lived in Queens".

When leaving a voice mail: "I know you're going to seven this message..."

sevened by RIMrocks November 17, 2007

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Sexenger

Sex on Facebook video messenger.

Joseph and Beverly sexengered til 3 am.

Sexenger by Beverly P August 18, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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