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Sexvenged 

When you get revenge on someone by having sex with them.

This can be classified as revenge if you meet any of the following criteria:
a) The sex is really terrible. Awful in fact. So bad they want to cry.
b) You give them really fantastic sex and then never talk to them again.
c) You are someone they wouldn't want people to know they are having sex with. And you tell everyone about it.

You can also have sex with other people that the person would be angry about. Like their mom.
Friend: What did you do last night?
Me: I sexvenged David. His dick will never be the same.
Sexvenged by lemonheadsarerad November 8, 2011
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When someone just completed some work with perfection
God sevened the world.

Rainbow is sevened
sevened by pseudologic May 30, 2019
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