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Sexvenged 

When you get revenge on someone by having sex with them.

This can be classified as revenge if you meet any of the following criteria:
a) The sex is really terrible. Awful in fact. So bad they want to cry.
b) You give them really fantastic sex and then never talk to them again.
c) You are someone they wouldn't want people to know they are having sex with. And you tell everyone about it.

You can also have sex with other people that the person would be angry about. Like their mom.
Friend: What did you do last night?
Me: I sexvenged David. His dick will never be the same.
Sexvenged by lemonheadsarerad November 8, 2011
Words you can keep
When someone just completed some work with perfection
God sevened the world.

Rainbow is sevened
sevened by pseudologic May 30, 2019
4.5 hour sex on fb messenger. Must include orgasms, filters and laughing until crying.
Joseph and Beverly had an amazing sexenger last night.
Sexenger by Beverly P August 18, 2021
1. ignorance. 2. disregard. 3. opting out
when receiving a voice mail, you delete without listening at all, or without listening to the message in its entirety. this word can be applied to common conversation:

"Oh my God, I sevened the party the moment I found out she lived in Queens".

When leaving a voice mail: "I know you're going to seven this message..."
sevened by RIMrocks November 17, 2007
Joseph and Beverly sexengered til 3 am.
Sexenger by Beverly P August 18, 2021
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