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Sex Tank 

1) A sex tank is a complimentary expression for a female who has a physique characterized by a curvy buttocks, a medium waist and large breasts. However women like these are rare, perhaps 1 in 5,000 in the general population. 2) A solidly built-for-sex body. 3) A female that could stradle you and you would be very lucky. 4) A female body that was made to please a man.
"Damn. Did you see that sex tank in the store?"
Sex Tank by kaliandloki October 16, 2011
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sex tank 

A man with a fairly ripped chest and arm package, yet has a full gut filled up for sex and other high intensity activities. Usually due to drinking huge quantities heavy beer such as melbourne/victoria bitter.
tom: gee your looking big in the gut.

john: its just my sex tank, got a threesome saturday night need heaps of fuel to get through it.
sex tank by the original dizzler October 21, 2010

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

gas tank for a sex machine

a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026