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Seasick Pirate
The act of ejaculating in your own eye,
blinding
yourself, and on your lip often causing
dry heaving
, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from
sea sickness
I accidentally
came in
my eye
and on my lip, I looked like a
seasick pirate
by
Idothisforshitsandgiggles
January 31, 2018
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