Search-fu 

Search-fu is a term that is used often in internet Forums. When someone asks for a piece of information that is commonly available on the site, but says they can not find it with the search button, it is often termed bad search-fu. When the next poster does use the search feature for the site and finds it, he/she has powerful search-fu.

My search-fu is weak I can not find the post that tells of the horsepower numbers of a corvette.

Search-fu by at0mic June 6, 2006

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

searchfu 

By far and away the most effective method for tackling gangs. Created by Ole Search himself and can be deadly especially when wearing Prada slip ons. The lesson usually ends with Ole Search leaving the building with his victims bruised and battered and a lovely piece of totty on each of his arms, usually eastern europeans blondes.

There is rumours of searchfu being seen on the continent BUT this is simply not true. It can be seen only in Laaandon boys, only in Laaandon. And that my friends is FACTAFUCKINGMUNDO.

We were outnumbered and getting heavily beaten when a figure appeared from the shadows and struck down the foe with an astonishing display of 'searchfu'

searchfu by AwolAdmin March 9, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016