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Seameleon 

1. A neon child who loves octoberness and Katy Perry,

2. Among those who have killed the weasel. (see Seal, Penguin, Pladypus, Frog, etc)

3. Literally, "a fucked-up mutation between a seahorse and a chaemeleon."
1. KID 1: Whoa, that boy has really blonde hair!
KID 2: Yeah, he's a seameleon, ftw!!!!

2. "The seal, penguin, pladypus, frog, naraffe, and i (the seameleon) have killed a weasel."

3. see a picture of the pokemon Horsea. then mix it with a picture of a chaemeleon. you'd get a pretty good idea
Seameleon by ryanastaseaya November 25, 2009
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Sexameleon

A person who can adapt oneself to different possible sexual situations without losing the general overview for attractive male/female partners to honk.
The sexameleons theme is and will always be: "Mojo's rising". Ever.
While hunting for an attractive, ney: mind-blowing dark-haired woman, small height but with great big boobs and a big but apple-ish rear end, the sexameleon gets sexed on from a tall blondy with small/er honkydonks and a more pear-ish butt.

Knowing the value of the situation for having a possible good sexual outcome, the sexameleon retrains its instinct and focusses on the new prize.
Sexameleon by s!d April 23, 2014
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The best person in the world
Omg I love shamelon!
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