They was scwabblin' last night!
by Jizzo Fortanel January 23, 2004
when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
by Jack Sniff February 14, 2022
Scwabble Head, pronounced (sch wah b le h ed ) is an insult, normally said after potato, but it doesn't have to be.
"Jonah, you're being such a scwabble head right now" "Jonah, you're such a potato scwabble head right now!"
by GrumpyYoungMan July 11, 2023